A Deal for Pro-Lifers??

I suppose since this is my blog I can say whatever I want on it. And because of that I'll say that I'm personally quite liberal. I'm pro-choice, pro gay, pro anything that keeps people minding their own damn business and staying the hell out of mine. Politically I'm quite conservative, which is odd since conservatives want smaller government in every area EXCEPT people's personal lives. And liberals don't like executions (which I happen to think are awesome) but are in favor taking out an embryo. Whatever. It's all a load of horse shit distractions used by politicians to keep us busy while they ass root us via education, social security and medicare. They can pick our pockets and keep the free loaders happy by sending them a measly monthly check. Not enough to really live off of, just enough to make them think twice before voting for a conservative for fear the wretched "Right" will take away their hand out.

I babbled for a moment to bring me to my topic of choice tonight: A "Don't Kill the Babies, Sterilize the Parents" proposal that I believe should keep the masses quite content. A masterful plan to appease both sides of the abortion argument and still keep us all from being able to make too many personal decisions for ourselves.

I'm pro-choice for one reason and one reason only. I don't think an 11 year old who's raped by her stepfather, should have to give birth and get stretch marks and play Mommy or have her kid taken away and be destroyed as a human being all because some Mr. Mr. couldn't control himself (and will likely only serve 2 years for his crime - if that, anyway). I agree it's an over used procedure but I'd rather read in the paper that 1,000 women had abortions last Saturday than even ONE child was found like the 4 year old in Texas who was starved, dunked in ice water, beaten beyond recognition and hog tied. Then stuffed in a dresser drawer and was foud dead and stiff and had to be buried in that position because he couldn't be moved without cracking and breaking his body. TRUE STORY
So you tell me, which story did you prefer? Hog tied, dead toddler or a bunch of women terminated their pregnancies? If you prefer the dead toddler, you're sick and I don't want to know you. Never come back to this blog or come near me again :)

So! My proposal is this... There is obviously a large portion of the population that thinks they should have a right to tell a woman what she can and can not do with her own body and child. So in an effort to appease them I suggest that we outlaw abortions and opt for mandatory steralizations. If you have one or more children in the custody of the state or even a relative, you no longer get to procreate. If you're a stupid crack head loser who doesn't pay child support for the 8 kids you already have, then we'll de-activate your sperm. If you receive welfare benefits and can't support the children you already have then you should be forced to adopt a birth control method and have your benefits stripped if you get pregnant again. If you're caught exposing yourself to children or found peaking in windows, or convicted of any sexual crime against a woman or child then you should be chemically castrated and made to wear a tracking device.

This proposal keeps polticians and do-gooders in control of what others do and eliminates abortions. The pro-choicers like me have a majority of their issues resolved and it's a win-win. A way to get this idiotic topic off the table so that we can move on to more important things in the upcoming debates. Things like the cost of war, the ginormous deficit, sky rocketing health care costs, the piss-poor economy and junk like that. It will free up space in the minds of people who can't rationalize that pregnancy isn't a damn dream come true for a child who's been molested since she was six.

I hope that even if this post has offended the shit out of you that perhaps you'll take away a bit of a different perspective.

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